Archive for April, 2010

Today’s blog is a copy of an email sent to some pals.

April 29, 2010

Arsenal target Bendtner's replacement

I really can’t believe that there is still any belief about the so-called current or new young un’s winning the title or Champions League? They are all gifted circus acts without any proven top flight football credibility. WHY will anything be different next year or the year after? As long as Arsene persists with this nonsense we are doomed to failure. I would allow any new manager to sell anyone at the club if they so wished with the exception of TV, CF, JW, WS and RVP (I might even consider selling him given his injury record). It would be interesting to see how many of the current Arsenal squad Mourinho or Van Gaal would keep at the club after 2 years in charge.

We need some players with experience, physical power strength and with some intelligence to foul at the right time (Gilberto was a master at this), take a foul at the right time, kick and intimidate opponents (No 4′ midget has ever intimidated me and I doubt that many if any footballers are fearful of our nanomites). We need players that can roll up their sleeves and stand their ground on any surface, any atmosphere against any opponents. But above all we need a new manager that can devise a strategy and tactics to counter the opposition no matter what their strengths.

Its a laugh, that noise you make at the back of your throat

April 26, 2010

Once again big thanks to Joseph for sending me Snatch Wars (Rated 18)

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee

April 25, 2010

The bells, the bells

Arsene Knows Best (sic)

April 24, 2010

Sacre bleu, if only I did know what's best.

St. George’s Day

April 23, 2010

The dangers of being given complete control

April 22, 2010

"Unlimited power is apt to corrupt the minds of those who possess it; and this I know, my lords, that where laws end, tyranny begins." William Pitt the Elder, House of Lords speech in 1770

Please take note Arsene, before it’s too late.

April 21, 2010

The ripples of dissatisfaction are growing stronger

But where’d all the good players go?

April 19, 2010

Having explained the team's year on year results slump to supporters, Arsene is banished to the Dunces corner.

Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. (Galatians VI)

April 18, 2010

An upset Arsene pays the price for his stupidity, stubbornness and failed ideology

There I was minding my own business when someone reminded me of Almunia

April 17, 2010